neilsthepoet blog: Job Interview technique # 6

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Job Interview technique # 6

Lean back relax

Ask for the money you really deserve
Tell them nobody pushes you around
Tell them no I'm not trying to upset you
All the people that really upset me

Are buried in the ground

Try to get a good car out of them
One that has some get up and go
Ask right off about vacation time
And if that little receptionist out front

Is worth getting to know

Look directly into the interviewers eyes
And ask is the boss here truthfully a head case
Then laugh and tell them you'd be glad if he is
Cause people like that make you feel like

You fit right into the place

And one last thing terminate the interview
By leaving and slamming the door behind you
And then poke your head back in and say
Ha.....I just wanted to see what you'd do

And then I'd find a bar
But that's me

1:19 pm
transcribed this time
1:34 am


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neils, this poem is so funny!! Thanks for the giggle!


June 11, 2005 at 6:54 AM  
Blogger neilsthepoet said...

I hope you're still

12:33 pm

March 26, 2011 at 10:33 AM  

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